I'm Michele. I'm a girl. Look at this stuff that I like.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
My mom said she’s sad that I am all alone on Thanksgiving.
I just ate a bowl of shells and cheese in my underwear and now I am cuddling my dogs and watching American Horror Story.
I’m okay with it, Mom.
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are